Sunday 19 May 2013

Arty and the Nerf Bat...

Yee-Fucking-HAR!!!!!!


Those annoying twats with no balls, safely camping behind mountains, dropping 2k damage shells in your top hatch are about to get nerfed to fuckery...

'Bout time...

Right.. you wankers at the back????

Time to go buy a real tank and get dirty...


Hopefully this will be arty after the nerf....

 Or maybe this....

Tee-fucking-hee....


Sunday 12 May 2013

do not bother reading this... honestly...

I'm just testing the Blogger for Android app...

Seems to work...

Saturday 11 May 2013

Change Blog settings... anyone can comment

I didn't realise that it was set to only allow other Bloggers to comment...

Changed so Anonymous can comment as much as he likes...  ("capture" still on to prevent shit spam)

...and no.. I don't censor... I'll just call you a fucktard if I don't agree with you...






Modders shame the Devs... again... Textures

Shockz - Realistic Water & Level Texture... (Beta)

As per usual, the modding community shame the Developers abilities....

TehShockz has been modding the textures on the maps, and some of them look fooking ace, (it is still beta...)

 Just look at the water and the part of the dune which is falling away near the tank....

Forum post here

I run tanks on full maxed out, but this is definately a noticeable improvement...

 

(I had to cut the  picture in half so it didnt fook this page up... which has created some blocking from crappy jpeg compression)


Tanks - How to counter the Siema Hack, and others... Part II

I should have edited the original post, but here's the link to the mod if anyones interested....






*EDIT*
 Just noticed that it can block messages from players with a low WN rating if you want... but that might spoil my fun...

..on the other hand.. just set that limit to 1 point below your own rating....

Friday 10 May 2013

Special Offer: Military Parade... renamed is it?

Oh lets see... we have a new special..
Military Parade to "commemorate the end of World War II in Europe on the 8th May 1945"

I thought this was called VE Day...??

Or are the commies up to their usual rename everything because they hate every fucker else?
(The Great Patriotic War anyone?)

..everyone seems to be bleating on about how good it is.. but hang on.. how many of those top tier tanks were around in WWII??

Not many really.. one or two were in developement at the end of the war, but most of them trialled and were produced well after...



Historically accurate as ever....

IMHO...

...it should have been for say 20 or 30 of the "famous" tanks that actually battled in WWII..
eg, Pz III, IV, Tigers, Panthers, all 3 variants of Shermans, Churchills, Comets, both Stuarts, T-34's, KV's etc... Firefly... oh shit.. they haven't done that one have they..?? The only one the germans shit themselves over...

Oh.. I see.. no frenchies or chinese, not many ruskies.... so it didn't happen...








(and god help us with the x5 noobfest that is on the horizon...)